| Drift a flashy, high powered, Rear Wheel Drive car through an intersection in heavy traffic conditions, with one of those magnetic Pizza Hut signs on top. | |
| Learn German. | |
| Learn Spanish. | |
| Learn Latin. | |
| Learn Japanese. | |
| See a shuttle/rocket launch. In person. | |
| X | Buy a turbo kit for my Prelude. |
| X | Meet the members of Combichrist. |
| Meet the members of Juno Reactor. | |
| X | Be accepted into the National Association of Photoshop Professionals. |
| Own a studio apartment attached to a four car garage complete with dynometer. | |
| Get my degree(s) in Psychology | |
| X | Get back in touch with any of my childhood friends. |
| X | Volunteer somewhere. |
| Go skydiving. | |
| Go scuba diving. | |
| Go cave diving. | |
| Go cliff diving. | |
| Go stage diving. | |
| X | Go muff diving. (You laughed. Shut up.) |
| X | Have an article published in a major newspaper/magazine. |
| X | Have one of my blogs published in a major newspaper/magazine. |
| Save someone’s life. | |
| X | Get a pilots license. |
| Find a career that I truly enjoy. | |
| Finish my penny collection. | |
| X | Become any kind of teacher. |
| Run the 100 meter dash in 12 or less seconds. | |
| Win over $1000 gambling. | |
| Kill or very badly maim someone with my bare hands. (Don’t look at me like that. You would all do it if you could.) | |
| X | Say something offensive over a department store intercom. |
| Ride a roller coaster that will redefine my definition of nausea. | |
| Run a 10 second 1/4 mile in a car. | |
| Ask a complete stranger on a date. | |
| See the Aurora Borealis/Australis. | |
| Break a world record. | |
| Write a book. | |
| X | Drive a car worth $50,000+ |
| X | Drive a car worth $100,000+ |
| Drive a car worth $250,000+ | |
| X | Extra in a movie. |
| Be in a position to fire my boss. | |
| Have sex in an elevator. | |
| Go to the top of a tall building, and then hit all the buttons in a crowded elevator on the way down. (And maybe kill two birds with one stone by having sex in it.) | |
| Invite friends over for an elegant dinner, then mail them a bill for everything they ate. | |
| X | Go to an all-you-can-eat buffet the moment it opens and stay for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. |
| X | Get kicked out of any all-you-can-eat restaurant. |
| X | Frequent a restaurant so much that the waiters/waitresses ask if I’d like the usual. |
| X | Frequent a restaurant so much that the food is on the table when I get there. |
| Go into a gun store and ask the clerk, “What do you recommend for teaching someone a lesson?” or something to the effect. | |
| X | Light a fire using only sticks. |
| Get paid for sex. | |
| Have a clean room for 90 consecutive days. | |
| X | Write my full name in the snow with one non-stop stream of urine. |
| Go sledding down the Utah Avenues. | |
| X | Create a 50,000 Volt spark. |
| X | Create a 100,000 Volt spark. |
| Create a 250,000 Volt spark. | |
| Experience zero gravity. | |
| Walk on the moon. | |
| Attend a Superbowl. | |
| Light a match with a bullet. | |
| Move at or above the speed of sound. | |
| Be in a high speed chase. | |
| X | Evade police. |
| X | Attain a patent. |
| Create a collage out of several unusual items. | |
| Debate on the news. | |
| Yell out an offensive word at any formal gathering. | |
| X | Have an argument in public concerning how my significant other won’t be getting any that night. |
| Pick a fight with a complete stranger. | |
| X | Be a donor. |
| X | Have a near-death experience. |
| Visit Japan. | |
| Be the dumbest customer someone has ever had. | |
| Jump into below freezing water after spending 10 minutes in a hot tub. | |
| Try Mescaline or Psilocybin. | |
| Try LSD. | |
| Try MDMA. | |
| Literally scare the shit out of someone. | |
| Catch a fish. | |
| X | Have access to steady sex for a whole year. |
| X | Have a gay guy ask me to go home with him. |
| Go to Disney Land. | |
| Meet a President | |
| X | Tell a government official to “Go fuck him/her self” (Senator Hatch and Buttars, in case anyone was wondering.) |
| Harass my future daughters date. Bad Boys 2 style. | |
| Hit someone with a sock full of batteries. | |
| Hit someone with a pillow case full of door knobs. | |
| Give an attractive stranger a very passionate and aggressive kiss. | |
| X | Make a home made high explosive. |
| X | Detonate a high explosive. |
| Build a nuclear bomb. | |
| Get on a crowded elevator, and face everyone in the elevator instead of the door. | |
| X | Secretly pay for someone’s food at a restaurant. |
| Meet Bill Nye. | |
| Beat the original game of Gauntlet for the NES. | |
| Meet Stephen Lynch | |
| X | Meet Lewis Black |
| X | Meet Dane Cook |
| Meet Robin Williams | |
| X | Witness lightning extremely close up. |
| X | Stay up for 72 hours. |
| Object to a wedding. | |
| X | Forever hold my peace. |
| X | Bowl a turkey. (Three consecutive strikes.) |
| X | Pick up an annoying accent. |
| X | Steal a funny road sign. |
| Go canoeing. | |
| Be in an accident that draws news helicopters. | |
| Break someone’s heart. | |
| X | Be a sperm donor. |
| X | Get a new computer that isn’t ludicrously outdated and slow. |
| X | Have a quote accepted on Bash.org |
| X | Destroy a priceless item in front of a crowd. |
| Go hang gliding. | |
| Roll down a hill in a big tire. | |
| Learn to play the Piano. | |
| X | Learn to do a Butterfly kick. |
| Learn to do a Butterfly twist. | |
| X | Learn to do an Aerial |
| Learn to do a 540 Kick | |
| Get my CEH |
5 Responses
I was wondering what do the X’s on your “before i die” list, actually mean? Does it mean you have already done them or can’t wait to do? Oh another thinng i saw that cought my eye was that on your “Bored” list, the numbers and words became one. For example: 100Walk on water.
Posted on December 1st, 2006 at 8:25 PM
No, they certainly do not mean they are things I can’t wait to do. Becuase I don’t think “Have a gay guy ask me to go home with him.” would be on that list if that were the case.
They simply signify things I have done.
And as for the ‘Bored?’ list, yeah I’m aware of the problem. Frankly, I’m just too lazy to fix it. It took alot of time it get this new version of my site up and running, and I need at least a one month cooldown.
Posted on December 1st, 2006 at 10:36 PM
can help you with some stuff you’d love to do before you die. i’m wondering though, is this fascination with death and its kin a psych thing?
been studying psych all my life, about to finish my Ed.D but have to stop…my thoughts started to become so dark it contrasted with black.
your connection with Teleperformance brought me to this page.
Posted on December 21st, 2006 at 11:18 AM
Not a fascination with death at all. More a fixation on life, and how I’m not living it.
So what’s your connection to TPUSA? You work at the Ninigret location?
Posted on December 21st, 2006 at 5:52 PM
Consider this a sexual advance…
…see, self-realization is easy with a bit of help.
Posted on January 8th, 2007 at 2:31 AM
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