Bored?

  • Wax the ceiling
  • Loosen the lug nuts on you dad’s new car.
  • Wash a tree.
  • Paint the tree orange.
  • Mow your carpet.
  • Rake your carpet…(Because of all the trimmings.)
  • See if a cat really lands on all four feet.
  • Repeat #7 until failure.
  • Eat tar.
  • Eat alot of tar.
  • Eat a whole bunch tar.
  • Stop eating tar.
  • Argue with the sky.
  • See if it argues back.
  • Make water.
  • See how many ways there really are to skin a cat.
  • Run around in squares.
  • Jump down.
  • Make up your mind.
  • Change you mind.
  • Change it back.
  • Go apply for a unicorn hunting license.
  • Draw a piece of paper.
  • Erase it.
  • Make a cold air balloon.
  • Gasp.
  • Talk to yourself.
  • Open every door and window in the house.
  • Learn to count in binary code.
  • Learn to read binary code.
  • Count upwards in binary code.
  • Now back down.
  • Ok, now back up.
  • Plant a shoe.
  • Watch to see if it grows.
  • Buff your dog.
  • Give your goldfish a haircut.
  • Look at the time.
  • Sit.
  • Lay down.
  • Jump.
  • Beg.
  • Rollover.
  • Stay.
  • Play Dead.
  • Catch dust.
  • Take a picture.
  • Put it back.
  • Drink Anti-freeze.
  • Stack cups.
  • Put another coat of wax on the ceiling.
  • Go get a cart-full of groceries…Then leave it somewhere else in the store.
  • Buy a dollar.
  • Take a break.
  • Count bricks.
  • Count the number of characters in this sentence.
  • Now count the number of characters in the sentence above this one.
  • Multiply that number by 1.
  • Check your answer.
  • Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group…Surprise your grandmother.
  • Raise professional racing ferrets.
  • Paint your home…day-glo orange.
  • Smile.
  • Paint.
  • Paint a smile.
  • Shoot at a fire hydrant.
  • Apologize to it.
  • See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
  • Test it.
  • Rotate your garden…daily.
  • Write letters to all the political officials that are representing you and tell them what a good job they are doing…on April 1st.
  • Take apart all your major kitchen appliances.
  • Mix and match the parts.
  • Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
  • Take your sofa for a walk.
  • Call a friend…breath heavily.
  • Breath heavily when they call you.
  • Carry a tune.
  • Drop it to see if it breaks.
  • Get a dog to chase your car.
  • Let him catch it.
  • Outmaneuver your shadow.
  • Vote on everything.
  • Evolve.
  • Use only pennies to pay for things.
  • Have your car painted plaid.
  • Evolve
  • Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way”.
  • Take things and secretly return them days later.
  • Hunt spiders.
  • Employ yourself.
  • Read the 1962 Des Moines White Pages.
  • Climb a sidewalk.
  • Annoy yourself.
  • Get angry with yourself.
  • Stop speaking to yourself.
  • Kiss and make-up.
  • Stand on your head.
  • Stand on someone else’s head.
  • Walk on water.
  • Watch a car rust.
  • Confess to a crime that you didn’t commit.
  • Be in the wrong place at the right time.
  • Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
  • Learn to write Sanskrit.
  • Learn to read Sanskrit.
  • Search for buried treasure…in Nebraska.
  • Go back to square one.
  • Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor.
  • Run for Pope.
  • If you don’t win, run for God.
  • Write a book about a previous life.
  • Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
  • Count to a million…fast.
  • Sleep on a bed of nails.
  • Don’t toss and turn.
  • Think shallow thoughts.
  • Boil ice cream.
  • Deep fry ice cream.
  • Speak in acronyms.
  • Make a schematic drawing…of a rock.
  • Drive the speed limit…in your garage.
  • Pay off the national debt…with a bad check.
  • Play tag…on the nearest interstate.
  • Go to a cemetery and verbally abuse dead people.
  • Paint stripes on a lake.
  • Test thin ice…with a pogo stick.
  • Do a good job.
  • Be a side effect.
  • Play hockey with your little brother…as the puck.
  • Sprinkle your family room.
  • Cause a power failure.
  • Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
  • Give a lecture tour on the historical significance of cream cheese.
  • Debate politics with a fern.
  • Give your cat a suntan…in the microwave.
  • Park your car…with a friend.
  • Park your car…with a group of friends.
  • Ask stupid questions.
  • Rewrite the Bible…Substituting your name for God.
  • Have your first statement of bankruptcy framed.
  • Hang it on the wall in your office.
  • Solve the population problem. i.e. x + 2y – 16x = population; solve for x.
  • Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway.
  • Crumble.
  • Crumple.
  • Do aerobics…in your head.
  • Play cards with your swimming pool.
  • Send your goldfish to obedience school.
  • Put a third coat of wax on the ceiling.
  • Free the oppressed toaster-ovens of America.
  • Mug a stop sign.
  • Boldly go where no man has gone before.
  • Be a threat to the American way of life.
  • Be a threat to the Northwest Tibetan way of life.
  • Sharpen your sleeping skills.
  • Start a fire.
  • Put out the fire.
  • Ionize your new chemistry professor. (Remember you checked the heat capacity of the first one.)
  • Bury your fathers Nissan.
  • Tell your him the dog did it.
  • Catch a falling star.
  • Throw it back.
  • Find out where all these cylinders graduated from.
  • Perfect the internal combustion telephone.
  • Complain to God that Jupiter has more moons than we do.
  • Make a list of things to do when bored.
  • Run up walls.
  • Repeat #170
  • Turn you computer on and off until it breaks.
  • Try to reverse gravity.
  • Want something.
  • Create matter.
  • Destroy matter.
  • Spray paint the sky.
  • Play tic-tac-toe on someone’s car.
  • Do a backwards front flip
  • Shoot the moon.
  • Don’t read this sentence.
  • Catch air.
  • Tell people useless facts.
  • Bring a large jar of fire flies to a movie theater…and release them.
  • Play chicken with a chicken.
  • Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
  • Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
  • Drum on every available surface.
  • In a mall…Stare at static on a display TV and challenge other shoppers whether they, too, can see the “hidden picture”.
  • Watch the sun…see if it moves.
  • Bend a brick.
  • Mispel words on purpose.
  • Find your half-life.
  • Find a bug and chase it.
  • Appreciate everything.
  • Sit in a row.
  • Disassemble your car.
  • Put it back together inside out.
  • Carpet your ceiling.
  • Wax the carpet on your ceiling.
  • Stack crumbs.
  • Count a dot.
  • Count the taste buds on your tounge…with your tongue.
  • Draw a 18th dimensional figure.
  • Have a staring contest with a mirror.
  • Go to a buffet and read.
  • Be the worst thing that ever happend to someone.
  • Be the best thing that ever happend to someone.
  • Show an epileptic friend your new strobe light.
  • Tamper with the atomic clock.
  • Hi-Jack a car by using your hand as a gun.
  • Join an anti-cult religious group
  • Invent the Yellow LED Digital Clock Display. (Anyone else tired of green and red?)
  • 01000100 01100101 01100011 01101001 01110000 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00101110 Decipher this…(Remember you were supposed to learn binary code before.)
  • Complain about the american education system.
  • Lock people in closets.
  • Read things backwards.
  • Rub against someone’s leg and purr.
  • Call the second line in your house…Answer it.
  • Insist that it is an important call.
  • Drag race a school bus.
  • Drag race a hearse.
  • Play rock hockey with a basketball hoop as the goal. Submitted By: Brittany Cloward
  • Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “In”.
  • Specify that your drive-through order is “to go”.
  • Specify that your drive-through order is “to stay”.
  • Tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood…Five days in advance.
  • When the money comes out the ATM, scream, I won!, I won!!
  • Blow into a fan.

    • Submitted By: Taylor Neilson

  • If at first you don’t succeed, Apply serveral careful applications of a base-ball bat to the problem area. Submitted By: Branden Pullan
  • When it doubt, Ponder.
  • Time an hourglass.
  • Listen for silence.
  • Call Tele-marketers and try to sell them your old magazines.
  • See if time can fly.
  • See if you can fly.
  • Watch TV and try to make sentences by flipping channels. Ex: Some words from one station some words from another
  • Play tag with yourself.
  • In the mall, run at someone you don’t know, hit them with your hand, and yell “YOUR IT!” and run back the way you came.
  • Drown in a bird bath.
  • Go to a store that has security cameras. And just stare at the cameras, stand in one place, don’t move, don’t talk, just stare.
  • Go to a store, find an empty check out lane and try to ring people up
  • Put on a suit then go to McDonald’s/ Taco Bell/etc. Then tap a customer on the shoulder and say, “I’m sorry, you’ll have to leave. We don’t serve your kind here.”
  • Pretend you’re blind and play with a Rubik’s Cube.
  • Try to order a bowl of croutons at a restaurant.
  • Try to get arrested. Ask if you’re going to be on “Cops”. When they say no, say, “You mean, I did all that for nothing?”
  • Call a random number. Tell them that you want to make a prank call, but you don’t have any good ideas. Ask them for suggestions. If you get any, call them a minute later and try them out.
  • Redisign stuff.
  • Attempt suicide
  • Get caught
  • Write your suicide note in the hospital
  • Attempt living.
  • Subliminal message.
  • Undo
  • Build stuff with Coke cans.
  • Learn to die.
  • Invent the new patent.
  • Make plasma.
  • Invent things built out of Legos.
  • Nullify the default. (Then maybe I could get promoted.)
  • Award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize.
  • Learn to type…with your feet.
  • Make a big sign that says “It’s my birthday and I have no money.” Walk around in the mall with it, and see what happens.
  • Edit your newspaper with a permanent marker. Make sure someone notices.
  • See how many cheese-puffs you can shove up your nose.
  • See how many cheese-puffs you can shove up other peoples’ noses. Without permission.
  • Attach a piece of paper with little holes in it to your pants, so that it dangles down in front of your crotch. When people ask what it is, say, “It’s braille.”
  • Go to a church with red makeup on your whole body, little horns on your head, and a pitchfork. Tell people there that you’re the new preacher. (And if you live where I do. Be prepared to have thirty, disturbed, old women with laryngitis yell at you.) Dedicated to the honest to god rudest person I’ve ever met.
  • Interrupt lists with stupid messages.
  • Buy a single item at store. Then go find another single item and buy it. And again…Repeat until stopped. Submitted By: Brandon Johansson
  • Time yourself on how fast you can pass out… make a record… break it. Submitted By: Brandon Johansson
  • Build a time machine…visit the next second.
  • Put out a fire.
  • If you can’t find one make one.
  • Plan a spontaneous adventure.
  • Compose songs using a touch tone phone.
  • Stick plungers onto the wall.
  • Learn to juggle.
  • Flip a coin. (best 51 of 100)
  • Write a 1500 word essay with the thesis “I am bored.”
  • Jump off a roof and try to break your stirrup, anvil, or hammer.
  • Play with a gerbil…..(Not there!)
  • Give an ink blot test to your gerbil……(Not like that!)
  • Put the poor gerbil down!
  • Hold your breath
  • Drop it.
  • Play the electric guitar.
  • Play the electric bass.
  • Play the electric keyboard.
  • Play the electric shaver.
  • Make bigger your vocabulary.
  • Knight yourself
  • Form a political party.
  • Throw a political party.
  • Put that fire you made out.
  • Try to not think about polar bears.
  • Try #295 again without failing.
  • Listen to the voices in your head. #297-401 Submitted By: Vann Parsell
  • Do what they tell you to do.
  • Do something bad.
  • Do something good.
  • Break the laws of physics.
  • Talk in a scary voice and pretend that you are the Anti-christ.
  • Go to a christian church.
  • Go to a Jewish church.
  • Go to a mormon church.
  • Did any of them seem right to you?
  • If not go to a forest and pray… maybe somebody will give you a gold book.
  • If you do get a book sell it on Ebay for one billion dollers.
  • Start an argument with yourself.
  • Walk away from it.
  • Be the next best thing.
  • See if butterfly knives are sharper then butter knives.
  • Steal a police car.
  • See how far you can get before the police catch you.
  • When the police catch you just say that you were imitating G.T.A.
  • Play russian roulette with yourself.
  • See who wins.
  • Meet god. (Aka, Jeffrey Eldredge.)
  • Shake his hand.
  • Tell him what a good job he did with humanity (put as much sarcasm in your voice as possible)
  • Challenge yourself to a thumb war.
  • Run a mile.
  • Run 8 miles.
  • Write a book on your life.
  • See how many people buy it.
  • Recite a satanic mantra and see if you can summon evil spirits.
  • Become a priest, exorcise those evil spirits.
  • Learn the art of necromancy.
  • Raise the dead.
  • Use your army of Un-dead to rule the world.
  • Get a long hooded cloak and a scyth.
  • Knock on a random persons door and say that you are death come to take them.
  • See what they say.
  • Sell your soul to saten for eternal life.
  • Wait 70-90 years and see if it worked.
  • Get over yourself.
  • Get under yourself.
  • Go to the store and yell at stuffed animals.
  • Play the final fantesy series from 1 to X2.
  • If you weren’t bored before, now you are.
  • See if the truth is really out there.
  • Be a goth.
  • Be a Jock.
  • Be a punk.
  • Be a redneck.
  • Try being yourself for a change.
  • Break a little kids glasses.
  • Do you feel better about yourself now.
  • Take apart things.
  • Put them back together.
  • Do they still work?
  • Create the one ring to rule them all.
  • Rule them all.
  • Write a thretening letter to the president.
  • See if the F.B.I. will come get you.
  • Blame everything on somebody else.
  • Buy an island.
  • Become the supreame leader of your Island.
  • Join the United Nations.
  • Declare war on the USA.
  • Get your ass kicked.
  • Start a nuclear holocaust.
  • Hijack a submarine.
  • Find the doomsday clock.
  • Pretend your homeless.
  • See how much money you can get.
  • Be a sadist.
  • Be a masochist.
  • Which is better?
  • Fall in love.
  • Climb out of love.
  • Teach a penguin how to fly.
  • Buy a 25 cent ring at the grocery store.
  • Use the ring to propose to a complete stranger.
  • Break the laws of physics.
  • Fix the laws of physics.
  • Memorize the dictionary.
  • Learn ebonics.
  • Be politically correct.
  • Be politically incorrect
  • Make a list of people you hate.
  • Kill them one by one.
  • Keep going until you are caught.
  • Go to jail.
  • Be someones bitch.
  • Cheat on them.
  • Arrest yourself.
  • Read yourself your rights.
  • Take yourself to jail.
  • Walk aimlessly around the mall.
  • Look at things you’ll never be able to buy.
  • See if you are clever enough to outwit death.
  • Run with scissors.
  • Go to a pet store and teach a parrot how to swear.
  • Laugh at yourself.
  • Laugh with yourself.
  • Stop laughing.
  • Try to pick yourself up.
  • Stand outside a bar or club pretending to be a bouncer and collect a “cover charge” from ignorant tourists.
  • Try to see the entire light spectrum.
  • Use your imagination.
  • Think so hard that it makes your brain hurt.
  • Rice out HotWheels.
  • Window shop on Ebay.
  • Try to sell things to telemarketers.
  • Clean your room. (Last resort.)

1 Response

  1. cassie Said,

    I want to say your binary code says “decipher this” but I’m prob wayyy off.

    Posted on December 21st, 2006 at 4:15 AM