Welcome To My Hell

It’s ok! No one panic. This is just a temporary “what if” sorta thing.

Haven’t had it in two days. Feels weird.

I’m sure to most of you this is meaningless. But lets put it this way.

With four people, the highest I’ve ever gotten was level 18.

With two…I just got to 22.

Awww yeah son!

Website is being optimized for viewing on computers with resolution 1024×768 and above. So all of you 800×600’s (If there are any.) should probably get with it.

So in the meantime, the site might look a little funny. Go kill some time with this

1 part Mega Monopoly Gameboard.
3 parts Bottle of Admiral Nelson Spiced Rum
1 Guy with a tie
1 Drink hog who has alot to say
1 Female third party member of any variety

Combine ingredients in order at exactly 11:30 PM. Serve over Boardwalk or Marvin Gardens. Garnish with ‘your mom’ jokes.

I wrote a piece of software to calculate how many years must go by before you can joke about something tragic.

This was a laugh first, and a PHP project second. Math was never part of the original idea and God knows I am no mathematician. So the numbers may will be VERY skewed. It’s true I could have made this more accurate by calibrating off a set date in the future. But I got lazy and just left it to dynamics.

But even as an amateur I want it known that I took the following quote into account:
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. -Joseph Stalin