Welcome To My Hell

The Eldredge Knot: Revisited.

Jeffrey — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 04:46:39 +0000

Reddit Arbitrary Day.

Jeffrey — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 03:22:31 +0000

To whomever sent me the gifts for Arbitrary Day:

YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME. Best gifts I’ve probably ever received. Ever. No one has ever went to that much trouble thinking up that I might like. Especially not a stranger. 110%. Send me you’re Reddit username. I’ll give you all the Excel help you could possibly handle. :P

I’ll post pics when I get my hands on my good camera.

Jorge’s Laptop

Jeffrey — Fri, 07 May 2010 21:44:13 +0000

…needs to be locked.

Class Listing.

Jeffrey — Wed, 05 May 2010 16:37:05 +0000

Made a simple application in PHP to track my the classes I teach. Mostly for proof/resume sake.

Feel free to poke around.

Let me know if you find any bugs.

April Fools

Jeffrey — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 22:14:16 +0000

My April Fools this year consisted mostly of me telling new employees for the last few weeks just how bad and scary April Fools is here at work.

Then when the day finally came, I had all of them checking the doors, toilets, their cars, etc. and nothing ever happened. I think the psychological terrorism was far more effective than an actual prank.

Also, I telnet’ed into all the printers/copiers and changed their display messages.

Cynthia’s Laptop

Jeffrey — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:23:44 +0000

…needs to be locked.

My finest text messaging moment to date.

Jeffrey — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 02:04:10 +0000

My exchanges with this girl are essentially a bad sitcom of me having terrible timing and only inviting her over when she’s busy.

But I just had this little gem go down and had to share.

Me: I’ve got some Fish Fillets, Mac and Cheese, and Corn with your name on it if you want in on some of this sweet action.
Her: Ah! Not enough notice! That sounds good though.
Me: But…But…I already put your name on it.
Her: Lol
Me: Do you know how hard it is to put someone’s name on macaroni and cheese?!
Her: I miss you. I want to see you soon.
Me: *glare* Seriously, you’re names on the macaroni.
Me: http://i.imgur.com/PC2Ay.png
Her: wth?

Obvious Photoshop, but I was able to bang it out so quickly, the shock value was still there.

Awww yeah. Good times.

It’s always been like this.

Jeffrey — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:19:12 +0000

A is bright Red. B is bright blue. C is a slightly darker blue with less color saturation. D is a weird one. It’s Blue and Brown at the same time. E is Green-Yellow. F is bright Yellow. G is Reddish Brown but sometimes Grey. H is White. Almost as if it were made of light. I is White but more visible, like paper. J is Whitish-Yellow. K is Purple. On rare occasion it’s Green. L is Whitish-Orange. M is Maroon. N is Dark Blue. O is Black. P is Purple-Pink. Q is Blue. R is Blue but much more prominent than Q. S is Blue-Green. T is Red. U is Greyish-Brown. V is Yellow, but very hard to see. W is Maroon. X is Yellow and difficult to see as well. Y is Greenish and hard to focus on. Z is Purple-Blue. Each of them have personalities. I know the life stories of each of them, how they relate to the others… Numbers in particular have a very tangible mood/personality. They are practically real people. 8 is buddies with 7, but only when 9 isn’t around. 9 is big and bossy. 7 doesn’t care for him. 3 and 4 are friends too. But they don’t affiliate with any other numbers. 4 hates how lazy 3 is. 6 envies 9, and loves 4. 2 is antisocial and is sometimes mean….*Ahem* Anyway, back to work.

Protected:

Jeffrey — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:39:50 +0000

Hell, you can’t drive, honey.

Jeffrey — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:58:45 +0000

Advice taken.

But don’t misunderstand. I’ve been teaching coming up on three years now. I think I have a fine feel for tap dancing for students. I can fake sincerity so well it’s a joke.

But that’s not what I’m talking about. I speak of some people’s simple lack of affinity for a particular subject.

I remember when I was younger I was an avid skateboarder for about four years. At the end of that four years. I couldn’t Ollie. A simple trick about 90% of the skateboarding population picked up in a week. Four years… It just wasn’t going to happen for me.

Some just don’t fit well in certain field. It’s a rare case, but it happens.

You cannot make up for a lack of talent by increasing your efforts.